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		<title>Autographs Mayhem</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 3 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention (Part 3 of 4) Coming into this, I knew I’d have to put in my time, work my way up. I worked my ass off, determined to let the higher-ups know that I was serious about my assignments. That I wasn’t just there for the celebs or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=248&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Day 3 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention</span><span style="font-style:italic;"> </span><span>(Part 3</span> of 4)</p>
<p>Coming into this, I knew I’d have to put in my time, work my way up.  I worked my ass off, determined to let the higher-ups know that I was serious about my assignments.  That I wasn’t just there for the celebs or to hang out with the fans.</p>
<p>Oh – that was a big piece of it – hell yeah – but I am all about getting the job done first.</p>
<p>And at the autograph line, my job was at the front of the line with one other girl.  Just the two of us between the fans and the celebs.  Could it get any better than this?</p>
<p>If I only knew.  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Before long, we ended up redirecting the line and I no longer needed to clear the doorway.  During all this, <span style="font-weight:bold;">Hilly and Hanna Hindi </span>walked through, along with <span style="font-weight:bold;">Jacob Jost, Drew Lorentz </span>and <span style="font-weight:bold;">Joseph Lewellyn</span>.  I got to chat with them a little bit, and secured my next big thing:</p>
<p>Interviewing “The Hillywood Show” cast members.</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;">Eeeek!  Lol – I’m so excited.  I’m actually still working on my interview questions for them  but heads up – I’ll soon be posting that special interview, right here at MammaDawg.com.</span></p>
<p>But now that the autograph line was in order, it freed up some of my time so I was able to walk around and check out how everything else was going.  We had four tables set up, laid out side-by-side, one for each of the celebs.</p>
<p>And I got to hang out <span style="font-style:italic;">right across</span> from them.</p>
<p>Later one of the supervisors came to me for help – the line had stopped and she was asking if I could please go and get it taken care of.</p>
<p>Looks like one of the ladies bought TEN autograph tickets from EACH of the celebs, and was getting her stuff all mixed up.  The biggest hold-up was at the end, with Mike.  Though it wasn&#8217;t his fault at all.</p>
<p>She was getting confused as to what needed to get signed and what had already been signed.  So I stepped in and helped her get moving along.</p>
<p>Mike was so sweet and patient.  I can still see him, all smiles and not irritated by the hold-up, whatsoever.</p>
<p>I told you he rocks. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>This lady had TONS of posters and pictures and trading cards and stuff, so I helped her and her assistant carry all their stuff back to the auditorium.  By this time, it was almost 8pm and I knew the After-Party would be kickin’ off as soon as autographs were finished.</p>
<p>And guess who got the okay to work the event?  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I asked for a quick break to grab a bite to eat and ran up to my room.  Bread, bread and bread is all I ate the whole weekend, and I had two hopia’s before heading back down.  But I was hot and wanted to change, so I slipped into a short-sleeved blouse and freshened up before THE highlight of the day – the Twilight After-Party.</p>
<p>You know&#8230; the part where the celebs cruise the entire room, table to table, to greet all of our special guests?  Not even the Gold Pass members were granted entrance to this special event &#8211; you had to have a special Twilight Pass to attend.</p>
<p>Unless of course, you happen to be working the event&#8230; <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>(To be continued&#8230;)</p>
<p>WANNA CATCH UP?<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 1:   </span><a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/serenade-for-door-girl.html">A Serenade for the Door Girl</a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 2:</span> <a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/promoted-to-main-scene.html">Promoted to the Main Scene</a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 3: </span><a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/covering-doors-and-crowd-control.html">Covering Doors and Crowd Control (Twi-Tour &#8211; Part 1 of 4)</a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 3: <a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/photo-ops-frenzy.html">Photo Ops Frenzy (Twi-Tour &#8211; Part 2 of 4)</a></span></div>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 3 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention (Part 2 of 4) I was clearing people out of the doorway, and when fans had finished taking their photos with Kellan, I’d show them the way out, answering questions about how/where to pick up their photos. I can’t remember exactly how long it took before the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=247&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Day 3 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention</span><span style="font-style:italic;"> </span><span>(Part 2</span> of 4)</p>
<p>I was clearing people out of the doorway, and when fans had finished taking their photos with Kellan, I’d show them the way out, answering questions about how/where to pick up their photos.</p>
<p>I can’t remember exactly how long it took before the line diminished.  But at the end, I surprised my mom with a photo op ticket.  She was stunned.</p>
<p>“<span style="font-style:italic;">What?  What do you mean I’m taking a picture with him?  No, no, no… I didn’t even do my hair… Or make-up!</span>”</p>
<p>But she was stuck.  And she knew it. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   All she wanted was a glimpse of him and now she was about to meet him.  And get stuck with evidence.  *<span style="font-style:italic;">wicked grin</span>*</p>
<p>Now you have to know one thing about my mom.  She’s sweet and generous, and always thinking about other people.  We laugh together like we’re sisters, and she’s my BFF.</p>
<p>But she’s also, in some ways, very old-fashioned.  And conservative.  Holding hands when my dad was “courting” her was practically out of the question.</p>
<p>And here she is.  About to walk into one of Kellan’s bear hugs.  No &#8211; scratch that.  A <span style="font-style:italic;">&#8220;Kellan Crush</span>.&#8221;</p>
<p>She had no choice.  He pulled her close and took her arm, placing her hand on his abdomen.  I don’t think she’s ever touched anyone, besides my father, so intimately.</p>
<p>And now we got it on film – lol!</p>
<p><img src="http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp206/ocd/Photo%20Ops/1Grandslam02-Mama.jpg" alt="Mama and Kellan" width="490" border="5" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style:italic;">~ All my mom wanted was a glimpse &#8211; and I surprised her with a photo op ticket for Kellan Lutz ~</span></span></p>
<p>I’m up next, and since I got THE BEST photo ever last time, I wanted to get a comfy, kickback photo with him.  Something like my pic with Ashley.</p>
<p>But noooooo.  He wasn’t having any of that.  He pulls me in tight, uber tight where it’d be awkward to leave my hand on my hips, so I tentatively pull it forward.</p>
<p>Kellan must’ve sensed my hesitation and was like, “Oh NO.  You are not about to be outdone by your mom.”</p>
<p>Then he grabs my hand and places it on his chest, literally pressing my hands into him.  Body just molding into his.</p>
<p>We relaxed and Chris snapped the photo.  And the whole time, I’m like, “<span style="font-style:italic;">Ah shit.  Here we go again.</span>”</p>
<p><img src="http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp206/ocd/Photo%20Ops/3GrandSlam01-Dette.jpg" alt="Dette and Kellan Lutz at the 2009 Los Angeles Twi-Tour" width="490" border="5" /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style:italic;">~ Gettin&#8217; a &#8220;Kellan Crush&#8221; ~</span></span></p>
<p>*sigh* So maybe I didn’t get exactly what I wanted, but hell – I ain’t gonna lie.  It was still fun.  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>But it wasn’t over yet.  We were told to get back to the auditorium.  Double time.</p>
<p>The autograph session was about to get started.</p>
<p>(To be continued&#8230;)</p>
<p>WANNA CATCH UP?<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 1:   </span><a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/serenade-for-door-girl.html">A Serenade for the Door Girl</a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 2:</span> <a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/promoted-to-main-scene.html">Promoted to the Main Scene</a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 3: </span><a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/covering-doors-and-crowd-control.html">Covering Doors and Crowd Control (Twi-Tour &#8211; Part 1 of 4)</a></div>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 3 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention (Part 1 of 4) Friday was slow, and Saturday picked up. But on Sunday? Sunday was the “Twi-Tour” day and you guessed it – freakin’ mayhem. It got to the point where I couldn’t even answer my phone anymore. It was just crazy. I got assigned exactly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=246&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Day 3 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention </span><span>(Part 1</span> of 4)</p>
<p>Friday was slow, and Saturday picked up.  But on Sunday?</p>
<p>Sunday was the “Twi-Tour” day and you guessed it – freakin’ mayhem.  It got to the point where I couldn’t even answer my phone anymore.  It was just crazy.</p>
<p>I got assigned exactly where I wanted to be – in the main auditorium.  Our hosts for the day, “<span style="font-weight:bold;">The Hillywood Show</span>” Twilight Parody cast introduced <span style="font-weight:bold;">Mike Welch</span> first.  Can I just tell you how much I love this guy?  He is so friendly, so very down-to-earth and absolutely lovable.</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;width:320px;height:400px;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-5w2D3WrU4A/ShNq2mPhOtI/AAAAAAAAAUg/fWEoZ4fk-b8/s400/MikeWelch.JPG" alt="Dette and Mike Welch at the 2009 Los Angeles Twi-Tour" border="5" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style:italic;">~ Dette and Mike Welch at the 2009 Los Angeles Twi-Tour ~</span></span></div>
<p>One of the best things about Mike?  He knows he’s not one of the “big stars” of Twilight, but hey – he doesn’t let it faze him one bit.  And after I took my photo op with him, I told him the same thing I said last time, “You <span style="font-style:italic;">still</span> smell really good.”</p>
<p>Yesterday, covering the doors meant that exactly.  Making sure no one went in or out &#8211; except through the main entrance.</p>
<p>Today, covering the doors also meant crowd control.  Making sure people didn’t stand up in their seats too long, or linger in the aisles.  Reminding people that we don’t allow audio or video taping, though taking pictures is perfectly fine as long as you do it from your seat.</p>
<p>Twilight day was soooo different than Star Trek or Stargate or Battlestar Galactica Day.  Just imagine… all the hormones and estrogen in a sold-out ballroom.  Um, yeah.</p>
<p>Towards the end of the Q&amp;A, one of the fans got called up to the stage, affectionately known as “Orange” at first.  Then she got the ride of her life, being pampered by <span style="font-weight:bold;">Peter Facinelli, Edi Gathegi</span> and <span style="font-weight:bold;">Kellan Lutz</span>&#8230; <span style="font-style:italic;">all at once</span>.<span class="fullpost"></p>
<p><a title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-09232939181704564 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/koNgzv_T0cY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><a title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-07729567901757819 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/koNgzv_T0cY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><a title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-07729567901757819 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/koNgzv_T0cY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><a title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-07729567901757819 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/koNgzv_T0cY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><a title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08162653173492701 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/koNgzv_T0cY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><a title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08162653173492701 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/koNgzv_T0cY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a></p>
<p>Of course, that little stunt just left the fans wanting even more.  But they did great – most of them, at least.  All up until Kellan had to go and stir it up.</p>
<p>At every con, someone always asks Kellan to imitate Robert Pattinson running.  But when someone suggested Kellan run THRU the audience (instead of onstage), one of the fans lay down on the ground, blocking his path.</p>
<p>What did Kellan do?  Busted a nice jump over her, with a bodyguard on his tail.</p>
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<p>Peter, wanted him to do it again, except with him on Kellan&#8217;s back, as Bella.  All of us were like, “<span style="font-style:italic;">No.  Not again!</span>”</p>
<p>Thankfully, he kept this trek short, and they all headed back onstage to close up.  But the fans weren’t ready to say goodbye yet, and THIS is when it went absolutely nuts.</p>
<p>The fans started to bum rush the stage, and it was just me and one other girl holding them back on one side, and one of the guys on the other side.  Holy crow.</p>
<p>Miraculously, we were able to keep it under control and just as the crowd starts to thin out, we hear the boss distinctly call out several of our names with a calm but absolute urgency.  “<span style="font-style:italic;">Photo Ops.  Now</span>.”</p>
<p>We took off.  Hightailed it to the other end of the ballroom.  I’d been standing up for 3 days straight by now, and my feet were killing me.  I was starting to feel a little faint and needed a snack, but there was no time.</p>
<p>Damn this “always have to eat something or I’ll be sick” problem.  So there I was, trying to pop almonds in my mouth as we ran across the ballroom floor.  I am such a dork! <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The line had already wrapped around the corner, and you can probably guess who was due up to take pictures with everyone:  <span style="font-weight:bold;"> Kellan Lutz</span></p>
<p>I can promise you one thing: If you purchase a photo op with Kellan &#8211; he will <span style="font-style:italic;">definitely</span> make it worth your while&#8230;  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>(To be continued…)</p>
<p>WANNA CATCH UP?<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 1:   </span><a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/serenade-for-door-girl.html">A Serenade for the Door Girl</a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Day 2:</span> <a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/promoted-to-main-scene.html">Promoted to the Main Scene</a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 2 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour ConventionContinued from Day 1: A Serenade for the Door Girl Well, since I worked the doors for the Friday Night Cabaret, they decided to let me sleep in a bit and instead of having me come down at 6:30am to be door girl, they moved me to the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=245&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Day 2 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Continued from Day 1:  </span><a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2009/05/serenade-for-door-girl.html">A Serenade for the Door Girl</a></p>
<p>Well, since I worked the doors for the Friday Night Cabaret, they decided to let me sleep in a bit and instead of having me come down at 6:30am to be door girl, they moved me to the main auditorium.</p>
<p>Nice.  I won&#8217;t have to be down until 11am and I&#8217;ll even get to see the celebrities on stage.  Today, our headiners were <span style="font-weight:bold;">Jeri Ryan</span> (Star Trek), <span style="font-weight:bold;">Amanda Tapping</span> (Stargate), <span style="font-weight:bold;">John Noble</span> (Fringe), <span style="font-weight:bold;">Charisma Carpenter</span> (Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel) and <span style="font-weight:bold;">Linda Hamilton</span> (The Terminator).</p>
<p>But something came up and they needed help earlier in the morning.  No prob.  My friend, Sheryl, drove in that afternoon – this was her first working con as well and got assigned to the auditorium, too.  Her experience in working concert security sure worked out nicely. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Another one of the bodyguards (BG) I met up in San Francisco, quite possibly responsible for recruiting me, came up to me to marvel.</p>
<p>&#8220;<span style="font-style:italic;">You landed yourself a nice post for your first con, you know that?  Usually, the newbies get stuck working the tables in the vendor room or something else boring&#8230;  But here you are, in the main auditorium.</span>&#8221; <span style="font-style:italic;">-BG</span></p>
<p>I was elated.  And even more so when I got pulled to work the autograph line at the end of the day.   There I was, standing between Amanda Tapping&#8217;s table and John Noble&#8217;s table.  And look &#8211; I&#8217;m cool.  I’m calm.  Not trippin&#8217; out whatsoever.  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Do you remember me saying that Mama was with me at the hotel?  Papa dropped her off earlier on Friday &#8211; she was going to be taking a mini vacation with us back home and LAX is conveniently half way there.</p>
<p>A friend of mine and her sister were also coming up, from San Diego.  They drove in Saturday night, but instead of me getting off at 7pm as planned, the autographs ran helluva late.  I didn&#8217;t get to hook up with everyone until about 10:30pm that night &#8211; with buffalo wings called dinner.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s okay, though &#8211; we washed it down with Alize before going to bed to get ready for the REAL reason why we were all there:</p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Twi-Tour</span>.</p>
<p>So the <span style="font-style:italic;">real</span> question is&#8230; will I be able to contain myself up close and personal with the Cullen Boys???</p>
<p>(Up next:  Day 3 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention)</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intrigued by the first social convention I ever attended last February in San Francisco, I looked into possibly working the next one. I’ve been working in the hotel industry for 13+ years now. Our annual General Manager Conferences are already a lot of fun&#8230; I wondered what it&#8217;d be like to work a Twilight convention. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=244&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:left;">Intrigued by the first social convention I ever attended last February in San Francisco, I looked into possibly working the next one.</p>
<p>I’ve been working in the hotel industry for 13+ years now.  Our annual General Manager Conferences are already a lot of fun&#8230; I wondered what it&#8217;d be like to work a Twilight convention.</p>
<p>I contacted Creation Entertainment and gave them some of my background info – told them I work in the hospitality industry, that I plan conferences for work…  I felt like I was applying for a new job!</p>
<p>The 17th Annual Grand Slam was the perfect opportunity.  Two days of sci-fi leading up to one day of Twilight.  This would give me time to learn the ropes, figure out how everything worked &#8211; and make sure I didn&#8217;t get stupid and fan crazy when I got up close and personal with the celebrities.  Better to practice on actors I didn&#8217;t know before seeing the Cullen Clan again, right?  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Time to turn off &#8220;fan mode.&#8221;</p>
<p>(Click &#8220;continue&#8221; for  Day 1 of the Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention)</div>
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<p><span style="font-style:italic;font-weight:bold;">Day 1 of the 2009 Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention</span></p>
<p>I drove 3 hours by myself to the LAX Marriott and unpacked my bags.  My first assignment?  Checking wristbands at the vendors room.  When you stepped to the ballroom level, the first person you saw was this short Filipina, greeting people, answering questions and stopping people at the door if they didn&#8217;t have the right credentials.</p>
<p>Great.  I&#8217;m a door girl.</p>
<p>But hell.  Better than working the tables inside, helping people sell stuff or set up their items.  At the door, I actually met so many different people.  Fans attending the con, the other volunteers&#8230;</p>
<p>And TONS of sci-fi celebrities.  My only problem?  There&#8217;s only so much sci-fi that I watch &#8211; and Star Trek, Stargate and Battlestar Gallactica aren&#8217;t part of them.  So I didn&#8217;t exactly recognize a lot of the actors, and I think I stopped 3 at the door, not realizing who they were.</p>
<p>Oops.</p>
<p>I had people coming up and introducing themselves to me.  Everyone was so friendly!  Luckily one of the other volunteers would come by and whisper names of the actors as they walked past.  But do I remember all those names?</p>
<p>Uh, juh-nope.  Though there are a couple that I remember distinctly.  Like <span style="font-weight:bold;">Peter Mayhew</span> &#8211; AKA Chewbacca.  Dude.  He is freakin&#8217; <span style="font-style:italic;">tall.</span>  I talked to him for a little bit while I was on a break.  I was sitting down outside, talking on the phone, when he sat down at the other end.  I could feel his eyes on me and when I hung up the phone, he was looking directly at me.  <span style="font-style:italic;">Whoa.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Larry Bagby</span>, a country singer, was really sweet, too.  His name came up the next day and that&#8217;s when I found out he&#8217;s actually appeared on <span style="font-style:italic;">Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Walk the Line</span> and most recently, <span style="font-style:italic;">Young and the Restless</span>.  lol &#8211; and he wasn&#8217;t even fazed that I didn&#8217;t recognize him.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll admit, though&#8230; that he asked me so many questions &#8211; it started to freak me out a little.  &#8220;What&#8217;s your last name? Where are you from?  What part?  What type of music do you listen to?&#8221;</p>
<p>I had already gained a couple of fans myself &#8211; guys who&#8217;d hang around and wait for me to be free to come up and talk to me again.  I wasn&#8217;t looking for that number to grow.</p>
<p>So I was actually relieved to find out who he was &#8211; I wouldn&#8217;t have to worry about some actor/singer trying to stalk me.  Those other two?  Done clicked on their heels when they overheard me telling someone I was gonna run up to the room to get my mom so we could have dinner together.  <span style="font-style:italic;">Saved</span>.</p>
<p>Later on, I was chit-chatting with one of the bodyguards (BG) when this guy comes up to ask the BG something.  In an insant, he turns to me to shake hands and says, &#8220;<span style="font-style:italic;">Hi, I&#8217;m Colin, by the way.  What&#8217;s your name?&#8221;</span></p>
<p>I introduced myself to him.  He had this warm gentleness about him, real casual and easy to talk to.  Which made what the BG said just then, somewhat ironic.</p>
<p>BG must&#8217;ve known that I hadn&#8217;t recognized Colin, because he said, &#8220;<span style="font-style:italic;">Around here, we call him </span>Mister<span style="font-style:italic;"> Cunningham</span>.&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh shit.  He&#8217;s one of our Headliners for today.  Doh!</p>
<p>But <span style="font-weight:bold;">Colin Cunnigham</span> didn&#8217;t care.  He asked BG something else and they took off, but Colin came back alone.  Apparently with some type of musical instrument, home made with a PVC pipe and began to start playing for me right then and there.</p>
<p>It cracked me up.  I heard him playing the rest of the afternoon – a charmer, he sure is.  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Are you a BattleStar Galactica fan?  If not, maybe you&#8217;ve seen him on Elektra &#8211; he plays her agent, McCabe. </p>
<p><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;width:400px;height:300px;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-5w2D3WrU4A/ShLdita4MEI/AAAAAAAAAUY/GBJ3YqJW2zc/s400/IMG_3177.JPG" alt="Dette and Colin Cunningham at the 2009 Grand Slam Convention" border="5" />
<div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style:italic;">~ Dette and Colin Cunningham at the 2009 Grand Slam Convention ~</span><br /></span></div>
<p>(Up next:  Day 2 of the Grand Slam/Twi-Tour Convention)</p>
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		<title>Sweet Talked into Prison</title>
		<link>http://mammadawg.wordpress.com/2009/05/17/sweet-talked-into-prison/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 17:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I once toured the inside of a maximum-security prison in Arizona. WTF? Lol – Hubz and I were there visiting an old friend of his, who happened to be one of the correction officers onsite. When Hubz first asked me if I’d be interested in a tour, I was like – “Uh&#8230; No.” And then [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=243&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:left;">I once toured the inside of a maximum-security prison in Arizona.</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;">WTF? </span></p>
<p>Lol – Hubz and I were there visiting an old friend of his, who happened to be one of the correction officers onsite.  When Hubz first asked me if I’d be interested in a tour, I was like – “Uh&#8230;  No.”</p>
<p>And then he had to go and throw in those damned three words:  “Are you sure?  He said he could give us a behind-the-scenes tour – it’ll be different than the regular tours they give.”</p>
<p>“Regular tours?”  <span style="font-style:italic;">Who’s taking ‘em, I wonder.</span></p>
<p>I’m so naïve.  I’m thinking we’ll be walking around, with the comfort of bars keeping us separated from the inmates.  We’re crossing through the outdoor community area – you know, where they lift weights and shoot hoops and stuff?  When all of a sudden… a bell rings and transports me back to high school.</p>
<p>Except ghetto as my high school was, it wasn’t quite the same as this.</p>
<p>For one, I was the only female there.  Two – these guys are a LOT more intimidating than the gangsters I went to school with.</p>
<p>But one thing that felt exactly the same, was having to bring out the “don’t fuck with me” attitude, never mind that I was scared shitless someone was gonna grab my ass or something.</p>
<p>It was like trying to get to 3rd period in the middle of Oz.</p>
<p>I shouldn’t have been, but after that, I was surprised there weren’t any incidents. And no, I don’t think I’ll <span style="font-style:italic;">ever</span> do that again.  But I got what I wanted – that <span style="font-weight:bold;">behind-the-scenes</span> look at how it all works.</p>
<p>I wish I could do that with everything.  I’m the ding-dong that wonders how it all works, what all the codes mean, what kind of system do they have put together to pull everything off?</p>
<p>So when the idea came up to possibly <span style="font-style:italic;">work</span> at a convention, a Twilight Convention, I just couldn’t pass it up.  To see everything up close?  Behind the scenes?</p>
<p>Don’t get me wrong, though – I don’t think anything will ever compare to my experience as an attendee at the Twi-Tour in San Francisco.  I was on Cloud 9 for weeks!  I literally forced myself to be Mrs. Suzie Homemaker – did EVERYTHING perfectly – from cleaning the house, cooking dinner, playing with the kids….  Just to try and get my feet back on the ground.</p>
<p>But I ain’t gonna lie…  It was <span style="font-style:italic;">really</span> cool to see the other side.</p>
<p>(To be continued…)</p>
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		<title>What the hell?</title>
		<link>http://mammadawg.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/what-the-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 05:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If things could just slow down for a little bit, maybe I&#8217;d get a chance to actually write something. I&#8217;m sitting down for a quick lunch, scanning through one of many magazines I should be canceling, and catching a couple of quick articles here and there. Damn. It just makes me miss writing. Blogging. Tweeting. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=242&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>If things could just slow down for a little bit, maybe I&#8217;d get a chance to actually write something.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sitting down for a quick lunch, scanning through one of many magazines I should be canceling, and catching a couple of quick articles here and there.</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;">Damn</span>.  It just makes me miss writing.  Blogging.  Tweeting.  Hell &#8211; I can&#8217;t even keep up with all of my personal email.  And corporate email from work just doesn&#8217;t count.  I will catch up with y&#8217;all soon.  I will.</p>
<p>So what the hell have I been doing?</p>
<p>A little bit of everything, I suppose.  Working, being a mom, being a wife.  The usual.  Reading.  Twilighting &#8211; lol.  And if I don&#8217;t find time during the day to blog, forget it.  Evenings and weekends are out.  It&#8217;s the only time we&#8217;re all together &#8211; it&#8217;s family time.</p>
<p>Hubz and I used to get into these big-ass fights because of me blogging at night.  I finally figured out it&#8217;d work better if I just met him halfway and respected his wishes.  Gotta give the guy some credit &#8211; he&#8217;s pretty open and supportive.</p>
<p>I mean, you <span style="font-style:italic;">have</span> seen my Twilight pics, right?  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Not to mention, I just came back from ANOTHER Twilight Convention last weekend.  *<span style="font-style:italic;">wicked grin</span>*</p>
<p>I wish I could tell you all about it&#8230; OMG &#8211; I&#8217;ve been DYING to tell you about it.  But I have this <span style="font-style:italic;">thing</span>.  This <span style="font-style:italic;">hang up</span>.  Where I don&#8217;t blog about work.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right, ladies and gents&#8230;  MammaDawg was working the con.  Creation&#8217;s Annual Grand Slam/Twi-Tour.</p>
<p>I told you about my favorite three little words, right?  &#8220;<span style="font-weight:bold;">Behind the scenes</span>.&#8221;</p>
<p>(To be continued&#8230; mostly so I can figure out what I <span style="font-style:italic;">can</span> say and can&#8217;t!)
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		<title>The Hillywood Show</title>
		<link>http://mammadawg.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/the-hillywood-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since I saw these guys at the San Francisco TwiTour, I find myself needing a new kind of fix: ~ Dette and the cast of The Hillywood Show ~ That&#8217;s me in my Vampire Geisha outfit. And yes, I have every intention of rocking it out again for another costume party or Halloween!! I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=241&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Ever since I saw these guys at the San Francisco TwiTour, I find myself needing a new kind of fix:</p>
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<div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-style:italic;font-size:85%;">~ Dette and the cast of The Hillywood Show ~</span></div>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;">That&#8217;s me in my Vampire Geisha outfit.  And yes, I have every intention of rocking it out again for another costume party or Halloween!!</span>  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I just wish you could&#8217;ve seen these guys at the convention &#8211; they were in character all weekend long and even taught everyone the dance from their Twilight Parody.  I must confess, I can no longer listen to &#8220;Hot N Cold&#8221; without thinking of these guys and wanting to watch it all over again.</p>
<p>But if you didn&#8217;t get a chance to see them in San Francisco, don&#8217;t fret&#8230; they&#8217;ll be back again hosting  <a href="http://creationent.com/cal/stgs.htm#events">Creation&#8217;s Salute to Twilight Convention in Los Angeles on May 3rd</a> &#8211; the last day of the annual Grand Slam!</p>
<p>In the meantime, you can check them out at the links below.  You won&#8217;t be disappointed!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thehillywoodshow.com/" target="_blank">The Hillywood Show &#8211; Official Website</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MKz0gkcgAo" target="_blank">Twilight Parody on YouTube</a><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HillywoodShow" target="_blank">The Hillywood Show on Twitter</a><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HillyHindi" target="_blank">Hilly Hindi on Twitter</a></p>
<p>Now&#8230; have you heard who our special guests will be???</p>
<p><a href="http://www.creationent.com/cal/stgs.htm#events"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;width:400px;height:124px;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-5w2D3WrU4A/SfCrZRImplI/AAAAAAAAAUI/qZkq1IhGsRE/s400/GrandSlam.jpg" alt="Creation Entertainment Grand Slam 2009 Salute to Twilight" border="5" /></a></p>
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		<title>Unintended Hiatus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 05:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hadn&#8217;t planned on it. It kinda just happened. When we headed down to San Diego for spring break, I knew we wouldn&#8217;t have internet access. Only I could have parents that don&#8217;t own a computer at home. Hell, Bandit started working on Starfall.com by himself at 3 years old, and he&#8217;s more computer savvy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mammadawg.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8021371&amp;post=239&amp;subd=mammadawg&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>I hadn&#8217;t planned on it.  It kinda just happened.</p>
<p>When we headed down to San Diego for spring break, I knew we wouldn&#8217;t have internet access.  Only <span style="font-style:italic;">I</span> could have parents that don&#8217;t own a computer at home.  Hell, Bandit started working on Starfall.com by himself at 3 years old, and he&#8217;s more computer savvy than his grandmother &#8211; lol.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;ve been sneaking in on FB and Twitter.  If you&#8217;re <a href="http://twitter.com/mammadawg" target="_blank">following me</a>, then you might&#8217;ve noticed that I finally updated my avatar and Twilight background&#8230; still trying to curb this OCD!  You also might&#8217;ve caught some of the crazy stuff we&#8217;ve been up to&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Like how the Cheeky Bandit inhaled his lunch today.</span>  I wish you could&#8217;ve felt the <span style="font-style:italic;">force</span> of that piece of ham when it flew outta his nostril.  OMG!</p>
<p>Later on, Einstein thought it&#8217;d be interesting to watch his tongue turn <span style="color:rgb(0,0,153);font-weight:bold;">blue</span> with a single drop of food coloring &#8211; and did the same to Bandit.</p>
<p>Are they friggin&#8217; bored or what?!</p>
<p>But it must be this heat, coz I pulled a doozy myself.  Last night, I ordered flowers for my mom &#8211; to celebrate her birthday today. My dad rarely gets her any flowers, and we picked out a bright, yellow arrangement for her.</p>
<p>So this afternoon, when I found a lady on MY doorstep with a bright yellow floral arrangement, I was stumped.</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;">&#8220;Oh no&#8230;  Did I just fucking send flowers to </span><span>myself??</span><span style="font-style:italic;">  Shit!&#8221;</span></p>
<p>Hmph.  Oh &#8211; didn&#8217;t you hear?  It&#8217;s Administrative Professionals Day and my bosses were thanking me for &#8220;always turning their lemons into lemonade.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m an idiot.  <a href="http://www.mammadawg.com/2008/08/double-standards-de-ja-vu.html">Again</a>.  But check it out &#8211; aren&#8217;t they cute?</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;width:400px;height:300px;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-5w2D3WrU4A/Se1aks3aRgI/AAAAAAAAAUA/h4453IPHD5Q/s400/SS_Lemonade.jpg" alt="Happy Administrative Professionals' Day!" border="5" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Happy Administrative Professionals Day!</span><br /></span>
<div style="text-align:left;">Not the flowers, my bosses.  <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />   They even have real lemons in there.  Dude.  I am one of the few people who can say:  <span style="font-style:italic;">I really do love my job.  And especially the people I work with. </span></div>
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